are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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