i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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