We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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