She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Do vagina's smell?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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