I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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