I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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