I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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