i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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