I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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