i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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