Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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