Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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