The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
how drunk are you?
Several
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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