they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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