Tell her she can't have a vagina
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
