Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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