So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Say something about gay babies.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
3 2 1 whiskey
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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