you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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