You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
