Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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