hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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