You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
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