I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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