i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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