Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Randomize
