Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
His nipple licking is glorious
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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