whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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