NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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