i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Randomize
