I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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