My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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