The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
where am i from again
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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