Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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