Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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