I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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