I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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