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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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