I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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