dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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