Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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