Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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