I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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