Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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