so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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