I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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