yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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