We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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