Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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