We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
