So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
