I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
COCAINE IS GR8
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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