Having a random hookup so left but love u
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
And then he peed in my hair
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