Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Randomize
