dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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