How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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