So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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