if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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